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Comedy Central: Give Daily Show Correspondent Jessica Williams her own show now that the Colbert Report is ending

centersfordiseasecontrol:

seriouslyamerica:

PETITION FOR THE HILARIOUS JESSICA WILLIAMS TO GET HER OWN SHOW!

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YES YES YES YES YES 

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maaarine:

TLDW: Game Of Thrones 4x02

just wanted to take a moment to tell you that the prompt you filled on oliver and felicity as a demon and an angel was one of the most unique and entertaining drabbles i've read.
Anonymous

Aww, thank you! That’s really encouraging to me! I enjoyed writing it and thought it was a pretty unique twist, so I’m very glad you thought so, too! :) 

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ijustfangirledeverywhere:

You know a fun fact I just realized? (thanks to this gifset) This little joke Bonnie and Matt share at the beginning of the dance, got me to thinking:

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What color dress did Caroline wear to prom?

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white

Who is the only guy she danced with at prom?

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Stefan

"Why do I feel like we’re at a practice run of Caroline’s wedding?"

"Because I think we are."

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marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likable characters is actually super considerate and cool

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Don’t forget who taught you how to fight, kid.

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Eve speaking with God

let-go-of-the-past-life:

Lord, I have a problem.”

“What is it, Eve?”

 

“I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, especially that hilarious snake, but I’m just not happy.”

 

“And why is that Eve?”

 

“Lord, I’m lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples.”

 

“Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.”

 

“Man? What is that Lord?”

 

“A flawed creature with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat and be vain. All in all he’ll give you a hard time, but he’ll be bigger and faster and will love to hunt, fish and bring you good things to eat. I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like playing cards and knocking a ball around.

 

“He won’t be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly.”

 

“Sounds great,” says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows,” but what’s the catch?”

 

“Well,….. you can have him on one condition.”

 

“And what’s that Lord? “

 

“Well, since he’ll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret ….. you know, woman to woman.”

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Anonymous

THANK YOU!

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im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

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