leadandparchment:

beyoncebeytwice:

i hate when you feel something on your skin and you freak out because you think its a spider or something but its just a hair

its always just a hair

One day you’re not even going to pay attention as you reach to remove the hair but you don’t see it’s actually A FUCKING TARANTULA AND IT QUICKLY RUNS ACROSS YOUR ARM AND ONTO YOUR FACE BECAUSE IT WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE THAT MISTAKE