sarcastic fina
escape with me
Her hair was dripping as she left the bathroom, a cloud of steam following in her wake. She’d dragged it all up into a ponytail, except for the white streak she kept tucked behind her ear, the end hanging down over her shoulder, water dribbling to the top of her tightly clamped towel tied just above her the swell of her chest. 
Logan arched a thick eyebrow as he watched her move from his perch on the motel bed they were renting on their impromptu road trip across Canada, his legs crossed at the ankle, the stub of a cigar stuck between his teeth. He gave a snort, smoke leaving through his nose. “You temptin’ fate, Marie?”
Her lips curled at the corners as she looked at him over her shoulder. “You fightin’ it, sug?” she drawled.
His lips curled as he shoved himself up from the bed, circling around to her, his heavy boots clomping. 
She didn’t shy away from his touch, instead turning into it even as she eyed his hand as it crept closer, fully aware of what her skin could do, even with his healing ability.
He traced the white streak of her hair; the edge of his thumb just barely brushing the shell of her ear, the tip of his forefinger dragging down her neck, rough and tickling her soft, sensitive skin. The pressure of his fingers caused the water still soaking her hair to splash and drip quicker down her skin. Her breath caught in her throat as she looked up at him and Logan felt it hard in the gut, more than aware of just how much she’d grown up in the decade since he’d found her hiding in his truck.
“Always did fight too much,” he growled, one of his hands settling on the small of her back, over her scratchy white towel.
Rogue flattened against him, her hands splayed over his hard, broad chest, safe thanks to his plaid shirt. “I think this is one you can forfeit…” She slowly dragged her leg up his side, hitching it around his waist. “You’ve already won.”
He plucked his cigar from his mouth and stabbed it out in a nearby ashtray, watching as smoke curled up from it as he asked her, “You sure you know what you’re gettin’ into?”
“If ah knew it’d only take me in a towel to turn your head, ah’d a done this years ago…” She gripped his shirt in her fist and stared up at him from beneath long, wet, spiked eyelashes. “Are you sure?”
Hauling her up easily by her waist, he growled, “Never been more sure, darlin’.”
He proved it when he dropped her down on the bed and played chicken with her mutation, letting his hands linger on her skin until the pull started to drain. They would break out her gloves and gauzy scarves later, for now, for as long as possible, Logan wanted her to feel the rough skin of his hands on her bare, damp skin. 
In this particular fight, they were both winners.

Her hair was dripping as she left the bathroom, a cloud of steam following in her wake. She’d dragged it all up into a ponytail, except for the white streak she kept tucked behind her ear, the end hanging down over her shoulder, water dribbling to the top of her tightly clamped towel tied just above her the swell of her chest. 

Logan arched a thick eyebrow as he watched her move from his perch on the motel bed they were renting on their impromptu road trip across Canada, his legs crossed at the ankle, the stub of a cigar stuck between his teeth. He gave a snort, smoke leaving through his nose. “You temptin’ fate, Marie?”

Her lips curled at the corners as she looked at him over her shoulder. “You fightin’ it, sug?” she drawled.

His lips curled as he shoved himself up from the bed, circling around to her, his heavy boots clomping. 

She didn’t shy away from his touch, instead turning into it even as she eyed his hand as it crept closer, fully aware of what her skin could do, even with his healing ability.

He traced the white streak of her hair; the edge of his thumb just barely brushing the shell of her ear, the tip of his forefinger dragging down her neck, rough and tickling her soft, sensitive skin. The pressure of his fingers caused the water still soaking her hair to splash and drip quicker down her skin. Her breath caught in her throat as she looked up at him and Logan felt it hard in the gut, more than aware of just how much she’d grown up in the decade since he’d found her hiding in his truck.

“Always did fight too much,” he growled, one of his hands settling on the small of her back, over her scratchy white towel.

Rogue flattened against him, her hands splayed over his hard, broad chest, safe thanks to his plaid shirt. “I think this is one you can forfeit…” She slowly dragged her leg up his side, hitching it around his waist. “You’ve already won.”

He plucked his cigar from his mouth and stabbed it out in a nearby ashtray, watching as smoke curled up from it as he asked her, “You sure you know what you’re gettin’ into?”

“If ah knew it’d only take me in a towel to turn your head, ah’d a done this years ago…” She gripped his shirt in her fist and stared up at him from beneath long, wet, spiked eyelashes. “Are you sure?”

Hauling her up easily by her waist, he growled, “Never been more sure, darlin’.”

He proved it when he dropped her down on the bed and played chicken with her mutation, letting his hands linger on her skin until the pull started to drain. They would break out her gloves and gauzy scarves later, for now, for as long as possible, Logan wanted her to feel the rough skin of his hands on her bare, damp skin. 

In this particular fight, they were both winners.

Cheating - Puckleberry
badassnumberwha

It’s wrong.

His hands slide down her sides, thumbs pressing against her hips.

It’s wrong.

His tongue dips into her belly button, his teeth nipping at her skin.

It’s wrong.

He drags her underwear down her thighs an inch on either side at a time.

It’s wrong.

Her fingers curl in his ‘hawk, grip, tug, and she lets out a high-pitched squeal as his tongue flicks her clit.

It’s wrong.

He pushes her knees up, lays her legs over his shoulders, and buries his face against her until she’s writing and arching and clawing at his shoulders.

It’s wrong.

Noah! Noah! NOAH! She pants. She moans. She screams.

It’s wrong.

He crawls up her body, pressing wet kisses on her stomach as she lays boneless beneath him, her hands soothing the crescent marks on his shoulders. And then he’s smirking and his lips are just inches from hers and she stares up into his eyes as his brows knit in the same second he sinks into her, filling and stretching her. Her mouth falls open on a cry and her legs squeeze around his waist. His lips drag down her throat, bite at her pulse, and he fucks her until she’s hazy with it, unintelligible words falling from puffy lips from his kisses and her biting down to keep herself from getting too loud. And he whispers against her heart, with his cheek rasping against her breast, “Fuck, I love you, Rach…”

She squeezes her eyes shut and closes her lips on a return of those feelings.

Because it’s wrong.

She’s still dating Finn, even if he is all the way back in Lima. Even if her and Noah have been doing this for months. Even if she’s ignored the last six calls Finn’s made to her phone, cringing when his face pops up on the screen. Even if the thought of him and his dopey smile makes her heart sink in the worst way.

She’s dating Finn and she’s cheating on him with Noah. 

Noah who she shouldn’t but does have feelings for.

Noah who’s supposed to be her friend. Her confidant and support system in the wide open world that is New York. 

Noah who showed up one day with his guitar and a dream, stars in his eyes that so resembled the ones she loves so dearly.

Noah who never asks her to say it back, even though she can see it weighing on him. Feel it when he pulls away because Finn is calling or she acknowledges him and not Noah as her boyfriend.

It’s wrong.

But it doesn’t stop her. It won’t until he finally tells her she has to choose. And then the phone will stop ringing with Finn’s face and she’ll say those words that always form on her lips when Noah’s looking at her like that; like he wants her, loves her and her every crazy flaw.

But until then, until she’s forced to make that decision, she tells herself that what Finn doesn’t know won’t hurt him, and she turns Noah over onto his back and she shows him what she can’t say with the snap of her hips and the press of her lips and the grip of her hands never wanting to leave him.

It’s wrong.

But it feels so very right.

Chloe/Dean - Toxic
summerpipedream

“My ears are bleeding!” Dean complained. “Turn that pop-shit off!”

Chloe’s laughed reached back to him. “Not until you admit I surprised you with how amazing my hunting skills are!”

He cursed loudly, but didn’t relent.

With a smirk, Chloe turned the dial up on the volume.

From the shower, unable to stop her, he yelled. “Britney Spears?” he cursed. “This is a low blow, Chloe!”

Toxic rang out louder than ever until finally he called back, “Uncle! You weren’t bad!”

Her lips pursed. “Not bad is not ‘amazing’!”

She swore she could actually feel him rolling his eyes at her right now, scrubbing shampoo into his hair, and mumbling to himself about how she was evil and he would have to douse her with holy water later to make sure.

“Fine. You were awesome, amazing, you could probably replace Sammy on a bad day!”

Hey!” Sam complained from across the room, where he was somewhere between amused that Chloe was winning against Dean and irritated that Britney Spears was currently invading the motel room.

Chloe shrugged. “Thank you.” She turned the dial down and switched it over to where Metallica was playing.

Seconds later, apparently over it, they could hear Dean’s voice reaching back as he sang happily.

Content, Chloe climbed up her bed and offered a triumphant grin at Sam.

“You know this isn’t going to stop him from arguing that you stay in the motel room whenever we have a case, right?” Sam told her, brow quirked.

“Don’t ruin the dream, Sam,” she told him, glaring.

He held his hands up in surrender, smiling slightly. “Okay, but he’s only looking out for you.”

“Damsel in distress has been stricken from my resume. I’d rather not a repeat.” She crossed her arms. “He’s going to have to learn I’m capable of handling myself in fight.”

“He will… It’s just going to take a lot of time and convincing…” He shrugged. “And maybe, if you didn’t want him worrying so much, you probably should’ve thought of that before you started dating him…”

Chloe rolled her eyes, but before she could say anything the door swung open and Dean sauntered out of the bathroom with just a towel around his waist. As her eyes ran up and down his dripping frame, she sighed and told Sam, “Wise words, but it’s a little late for that, don’t you think?”

He laughed.

Dean raised an eyebrow, looking between them in confusion. “What?”

Chloe shook her head. “Victory pie?” she suggested.

He rubbed his hands together like an excited kid before point at her, his eyebrows hiked proudly. “You can kick demon ass any day, sweetheart!” he told her.

She shared a look with Sam; they both knew Dean’s acceptance of her hunting skills would only last as long as the pie. Still, as she watched him whistle before he gathered up his clothes and got dressed, she figured the fight was worth it. She wasn’t going anywhere.

Chloe/Dean goodbye (because I WANT ANGST OKAY?)
faramile

So, this was way too long not to put behind a cut!

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faramile asked you:

Chloe/Dean goodbye (because I WANT ANGST OKAY?)

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Chloe/Oliver vacation
astolenmoonlight

“I thought we agreed there would be no crime fighting on this vacation,” Chloe panted, ducking behind the concierge desk with her gun raised. “Two by the door, one ducked behind the pillar on the far right, a fourth coming down the stairs; but those are only the ones I can see. I’m pretty sure there are at least two more.”

Oliver nodded, sending off a message to the Justice League before he pulled his bow down. “Actually, I think three days of sun bathing, swimming, room service, and sex on every available surface is a new record for us, Tower.”

Popping up, Chloe shot off four bullets, sending two bad guys scattering, before crouching beside him again. “To be honest, I’ve been missing the green leather and bow a bit.”

He smirked. “I’m sure they’ve been missing you too.” 

“Ready?” she asked, brow arched.

Notching an arrow on his bow, he gave a nod. “I’ll make this up to you,” he promised.

“You kidding?” She smiled. “What’s a vacation without a little armed robbery?”

He grinned. “I knew there was a reason I married you.”

“Don’t kid yourself. It was my sparkling wit and my attention to detail in bed.”

“Bonuses,” he said, leaning over to kiss her before standing and firing off an arrow at three separate perpetrators.

Rolling her eyes, Chloe smiled warmly.

Later, when they’d saved the day and cleaned each other’s minimal wounds, she would rate it in their top five vacations.

Yeah! You're back! Puckleberry with leather straps! Work your magic!
Anonymous

Puck gave a desperate tug to the leather straps currently keeping his arms stuck to Rachel’s bed (they’d tried using her scarves in the past but he always ended up tearing them in half in his haste to touch her and she always made that pouty face when she realized they were ruined).

He wouldn’t be too concerned -this wasn’t the first time Rachel had tied him down and given him one hell of an awesome morning- except that her dads had popped in for a surprise visit (which seriously, who really just caught a plane to come surprise their kid just because she got a new apartment? His ma certainly wasn’t shelling out the cash!). And Rachel, in her shock, had left him tied off while she’d taken off in a hurry, still only wearing his shirt, mostly unbuttoned, and a damp pair of panties, one hand holding a can of whip cream, and a wide-eyed ‘oh shit’ look on her face. 

He’d be even less concerned if he didn’t hear her daddy talking about how he just couldn’t wait to see the decor of her new bedroom.

When he looked up to see Hiram and Leroy standing in the door, their heads tilted and their eyes wide, he waved a strapped hand and thanked God he at least had the sheet up to his waist… and that her parents didn’t believe in guns.

Nodding his chin at them, he said simply, “Hey daddies-Berry, nice trip over?”

He could actually see Rachel as she face-palmed behind them.

Puckleberry. Candles (IDEK, it just popped into my head. Do with it what you will).
puzzlesmissingpieces

Puck hissed as the wax spilled onto his chest, while a semi-uncertain Rachel straddled his hips, eyeing him worriedly, holding her favorite lavender scented candle in hand.

His hands smoothed up her bare thighs and squeezed. “‘s cool, doesn’t hurt, just…” He shrugged. “Kind of a shock to the system at first.”

Slowly, she smiled, and after dripping a little more directly onto his nipple ring, told him coyly, “I’ll have to find out first hand.”

Puck smirked. “All right, but next time we’re not going with the girly smelling shit.”

Rachel rolled her eyes and spilled a little more wax down his abdomen, smiling when his stomach flexed and rippled. “I like it better when you’re intently focused on where next this very hot wax is going to land…”

He arched an eyebrow and told her, “Bring it.”

One Sentence Fic….

polarpi submitted:

Rachel/Santana…….smile

Santana felt the impending tug at her lips even before Rachel’s had formed a full grin; the result was blinding, all pearly white teeth and full pink lips, and Santana couldn’t help herself when she answered with her own crooked smirk, which only softened into a smile as her girlfriend’s happy, brown,loving eyes met hers. 

puck/rachel. brownies.
Anonymous

“Noah…” she murmured, uncontrollably smiling. A giggle escaped as she wondered, “Did you add something to these vegan brownies?”

Rachel simply rolled her eyes and took another, much larger, bite, when he called back from the kitchen, ”You’re welcome!”